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Translations and observations of the simi unfamous Zippydsm and its gibberish dialect.

**[B]Warning[/B] Not for the faint of heart or for grammar natzis [B]Warning[/B]**

Take heart dear readers for I will help you with all your zippydsm hunting...errr translation needs.

When reading or listening to the fabled zippydsm remember letters and words go missing or get misplaced try and fill in the blanks as best you can or simply ask the dim SOB and he will fix his posts PDQ or drive you insane adding to the gibberish it really depends on the weather in his mind if you can call it that.

1.*L* = variation of LOL

2.Mmmmmmmm = is well MMMmmmm or otherwise known the thinking sound.

3.............. = thinking/puzzled pause

4.Grammar structure is not available most of the time try and absorb the wordings if that dose not help try to discus with it.

5.Any zippydsm hunter worth his salt learns quick to read underneath the underneath and webs within webs..and shado...you get the point....its best to shoot frist and hope discussion dose not start.

6.If you are female..run...run now.... he probably wont chase for he is lethargic and tried 80% of the time..but be wary of the 20% of hyperactivity and the rare 5% of horny hyperactivity.

7.It lives in caves or under rocks near power equipment to run his computer off of he built with cheap parts from the net,is afraid of sunlight and heat.

8.Be wary for the zippydsm is a geek,with the mentality of a cat and a dragon ,he likes cats and was born in the year of the dragon,so he is a fickle creature that hordes video games,computer stuff and odds and ends to build and mod all kinds of stuff when hes not sleeping,in his dreams he is a fish in water and in the realm of man a fish on the barbi...(Pisces).

9.Be genital when rubbing its heart held beliefs into the ground for it dislikes change or not..since it forgets what fing day of the week it is...or confusing one thought/belief with another...

10.TO lure it out of its burrow bring video games(FPS,RPG),non violent hentai,Anime,new PC components,girls may or may not help pop its head from its arse.

11.Zippy is a generic silly name ZippyDSM is his owen name DSM-Da Strange Mage ,DSM came about from a short stet in role fighting...half his attacks backfired thus Da strange.


Ah modern gaming its like modern film only the watering down of fiction and characters is replaced with shallow and watered down mechanics, gimmicks and shiny-er "people".
Incoherence is my friend and grammar my bane, which is the fulcrum of suffering I place upon others!:ZippyDSMlee

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